So the fence is old. Like, probably at least 20 years old. It was old when we moved in, that was 2009. House is white, fence is white. Honestly, I'd rather switch to cedar and late it patina with age. It would probably be more fitting for the hood. Not an option, well, at least I don't have the funds to make that come to fruition. So, I'm left with replacing only broken or rotted sections of the fence. So the solution is easy dude, you just run down to the local home improvement shop, pickup the number of boards you need, paint them, put them up, call it good. So easy that even a rookie, yes me, can do it. Story begins. This fence has that same appeal to it that a rotten piece of fruit might have. Only instead of a fruit colored flesh, imagine a white painted flesh. Covered with mildew from the dark, wet Pacific Northwest winter. It's old, like I said, probably 20+ years. There are all sorts of sma...